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I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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Not going is the new leaving early.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

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Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

Going viral on YouTube:

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

Live now on WeChat:

My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

Shared recently on Slack:

What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

Seen just now on Reddit:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

Spotted on Discord:

Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

Making waves on Telegram:

Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

Spotted on X:

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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Funny tap quotes

Funny tap quotes 💧😂 turn everyday moments into hilarious memories! Whether it’s the sound of dripping water or the art of awkward bathroom breaks, these witty lines will have you giggling nonstop. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up your day, get ready to dive into a splash of humor that’s as refreshing as a cool tap on a hot day! 🚰🤣 #TapLaughs #QuirkyQuotes

New funny tap quotes 👇

3 weeks ago
Share →: Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

Commentary:
My brain is a Broadway star when I'm trying to sleep – tap dancing through every cringe moment 🕺💤💭😅
6 months ago
Share →: Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma: a calcified pineal gland or plastic-infused balls? 🚰💦 It's a tough choice between becoming a human water filter or a living stress ball! 😂 Which one will you pick for your daily dose of existential crisis?"
6 months ago
Share →: Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where we could just give people a gentle tap on the head to determine their ripeness! 🍉😂 Who knew watermelons had it all figured out while we're still dealing with personality tests?"
6 months ago
Share →: Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

Commentary:
"Remember, home is where you can drink tap water without making a face like you've just tasted a failed science experiment! 🚰😄 #TapWaterTales"