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Guess we should start rooting for those Cloudflare blips — our surprise digital superheroes! 😂🔌🌩️
673 Funny technology quotes
The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.
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When your salad has more frequent flyer miles than you do 🥗💸✈️
Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.
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Sacrifices must be made for the AI overlords 🤖💧 Give up the soap, folks! #AllInForChatGPT
Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.
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When you finally realize that your iPad has become the world's most expensive TV remote 🎮📱😂
The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.
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Phones: tiny tyrants in your pocket 📱😈, computers: the mischievous middle child 💻😏, TVs: the wise old grandparent dispensing endless reruns 📺👴🏻.
Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.
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Trying to avoid ghosts of bad WiFi past! 📱🔦😂
Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.
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Just hoping to find someone as committed to my well-being as Gmail is to freaking out over every new toaster I connect to Wi-Fi! 🔒😂📧
We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.
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"Ah, the good old days of risking it all to become a DJ with a stack of blank CDs! 🔥💿😎"
Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.
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Looks like floppy disks nailed the whole saving concept even before the cloud did! 💾😇😂
I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.
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Why is Netflix acting like an impatient waiter trying to take my plate while I'm still finishing the bread? 🍿😅📚