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The future of makeup: just spritz, shimmer, and sniff your way to fabulous! 💨✨💋
673 Funny technology quotes
Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?
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Who's really in charge here, me or my virtual overlord? 🤔🤖🙃
Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.
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When "Netflix and chill" turns into "close pop-ups and pray" 😂🍿📺
The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.
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Looks like even the universe couldn't resist throwing in some buggy DLC! 🤷♂️🦷✨
Let me help you turn that software into hardware.
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Turning software into hardware—sounds like a magician's trick with a computer! 🧙♂️💻🔨
We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.
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Wow, my modem just made noises that sent my cat into witness protection 😂📞📟
I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.
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Sounds like my relationship with my plants – I forget them, they forget me! 🌱🤦♂️🧠
Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.
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Steve Jobs, the ultimate vibe manager while Woz handled the coding playlist 🎧💻
Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.
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When even my phone wants to chat about viruses instead of playing the video 🤦♂️😂📱🔍
Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.
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Looks like I've been downloading brain cells the wrong way! 📱➖🧠 😂