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Emails: the modern-day equivalent of a carrier pigeon that never leaves your inbox 🐦📬😂
673 Funny technology quotes
Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.
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Guess they accidentally joined the "How to Self-Checkout" certification course! 🛒🤦♂️💸
Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.
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Remembering when "Be kind, rewind" was the biggest stress in life 🎥🍿😂
Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.
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When your phone gets more screen time than a Hollywood blockbuster 😂📱🎬
One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.
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Looks like CDs are officially collecting more dust than my gym membership! 💿😅🏋️♂️
Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.
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That's one way to avoid social media fame! 📸😆🔒
Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?
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Ah, the golden age of texting when "are you a robot?" wasn't the first date question 😂🤖📱
I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”
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Hey, at least Siri's got your "Hey!" covered! Now, if only humans came with built-in neon lights… 😂💡
If you see me in public, it’s AI.
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Must be true, because my social battery runs on 1% 🪫🤖
Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.
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Guess I should stop asking my toaster for relationship advice 🤖🍞