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Sounds like a busy day of multitasking in the art of doing nothing! 🛋️😂🕰️
68 Funny time management quotes
My advice to anyone with a job: be the last one in, the first one out, and do as little as possible while getting maximum pay.
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Mastering the art of working hard or hardly working! 🚪🏃♂️💸
The people who “don’t have time” and the people who “always find time” have the same amount of time.
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Time travelers and procrastinators unite! We've all got the same 24 hours, just some choose to spend them counting ceiling tiles. ⏰😅
Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.
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Procrastination: the only thing writers do on schedule! 📚✍️😅
I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.
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Balancing my hobbies like a pro: today I watched a movie about a book that was about nothing 📚🎬😅
Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?
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Trying to spend more time watching holiday movies than putting out work fires; January me can handle it! 🎄🔥✉️
“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.
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Work less, live more! Can I get a "heck yeah" from my couch? 🛋️😴 #Priorities
When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.
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"Oh, I see why they call it a 'work day' and not a 'work moment' 😂⏰🚗"
Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.
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Looks like we've scheduled the meeting for the 12th of Never-uary! 📅😂
My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.
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When it comes to procrastination, I'm basically a Jedi Master 🕒😂✨