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Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

238 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,507

Funny Quotes Topics

17,572

Funny Quotes Images

15,507

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,471

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Instagram:

Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Just shared via TikTok:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Going viral on WeChat:

Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Breaking via Reddit:

Dissecting an alien and getting bitterly jealous at their crazy organs.

Just landed via Discord:

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

Shared recently on Threads:

You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

30 shares on TikTok this month:

Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

90 shares on Threads this month:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

54 shares on Threads this month:

Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

27 shares on Threads this month:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

61 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

I embarrass myself in front of myself.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

89 shares on Facebook this month:

Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

238 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,507

Funny Quotes Topics

17,572

Funny Quotes Images

15,507

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,608

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

Trending via Messenger:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Making waves on Discord:

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

Live now on WeChat:

I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

Making waves on TikTok:

I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures.

Making waves on X:

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

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