Funny toothbrush quotes

• Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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  2 months ago

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  54 shares on Telegram this month.

• I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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  2 months ago

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  10 shares on LinkedIn this month.

• Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

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  2 months ago

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  22 shares on Facebook this month.

• When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

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  2 months ago

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