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Trying to build a career in this decade feels like trying to cook a soufflé during an earthquake! 🍳😅🌍
82 Funny try quotes
Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.
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Hopefully, your girlfriend gives you her own year-in-review! 😅🎧❤️
There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.
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Who knew the real lyrical genius was a preschool songwriter? 🎶🚌 #OneHitWonder
I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.
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Trying to open that package turns me into the Hulk, but with way fewer muscles and a lot more frustration 😤💪📦
“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”
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Sure, just going to let my brain go on vacation and hope things work out 😂🧠✈️
I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.
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Your dog is probably thinking, "Why doesn't she just go with my classic 'no clothes' approach? Works every time!" 🐶👗😆
I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.
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Always on the lookout for life's unexpected appetizers! 🍕👀🍔
Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.
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Summer goals evolving like Pokémon! 🍦🎉 Who needs a job when you have mint chocolate chip to conquer? 😄
Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?
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When you realize you’ve been shopping in the "cloudy parachute" section but they fit like a glove 😂👙🌬️
I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.
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Sure, let's solve all societal issues by adding more screen time and caffeine! 😂💻☕️