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82 Funny try quotes

Funny try quotes are your go-to pick-me-ups when life’s little challenges make you feel like a clumsy juggler 🤹‍♀️. Perfect for a laughter boost, these gems remind us that trying and failing is just part of the fun 🤪. Whether you’re attempting to cook a new recipe or mastering the art of parallel parking 🚗, there’s a humorous quip to lighten the mood and keep you smiling through the chaos! 😄✨

Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

Posted onMay 21, 2026

You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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