Commentary:
"Blocking them on social media is so last season. I have to take it up a notch and cancel their favorite TV show. Revenge never looked so binge-worthy! 😏📺 #PettyGoals"
31 Funny TV Show quotes
I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.
Commentary:
"Zoidberg is probably just misunderstood crustacean with a heart of gold…and probably a few shells too! 🦞 Don't be shellfish, show some love for our underappreciated lobster-like friend! 🌊 #ZoidbergDeservesBetter"
A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.
Commentary:
Oh no, the thought of a world where the Hoff and KITT are not part of young minds is downright scary 🤖🚗! Quick, someone activate the Turbo Boost on their nostalgia receptors! Time to introduce a whole new generation to the magical world of talking cars and feathered hair! 🌟 #BackToThe80s #KnightRiderForever
Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.
Commentary:
Oh, the irony of watching a show called Unsolved Mysteries and expecting them to actually solve the mystery! 🕵️♂️🕵️♀️ It's like going to a restaurant and getting upset when they don't serve food. 😆 Maybe the real mystery is why we keep coming back for more unsolved mysteries! 🔍 #TheMysteryContinues
If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”
Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of motherhood – where a full-body cast starts looking like a spa day 🧘♀️💆♀️ Take a deep breath, mama – relaxation comes in many forms! 😅👶 #MomLife #SpaDayOrERDay"
I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.
Commentary:
Well, in today's world, the real gateway drug might just be Netflix! 📺💊 Just remember, binge-watching can be addictive too. Stay strong in the face of those persuasive plot twists and peer pressures! 🙅♂️ #JustSayNoToBadTV
I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.
Commentary:
"Who needs fictional drama when real life is already giving you enough characters to roll your eyes 🙄 at? Time to switch from Hollywood plots to real-life shenanigans for some entertaining chaos! 🍿😂 #LifeIsTheBestShow"
I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”
Commentary:
"Using subtitles not only enhances your language skills but also upgrades your intellectual repartee level! 📺📚 Who knew Love Island could be a source of enlightenment? Keep impressing everyone with your 'I was reading about' moments! 🤓✨"
I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.
Commentary:
Living the high life: gourmet room service, epic TV flops, and the hope that the gym cancels out the dessert 🍕📺🏊♂️🍰
I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.
Commentary:
Guess you're the ultimate digital hoarder! Don't forget to declutter your screen sometime! 📺😂📦