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Plot twist: Turns out we're not talking about binge-watching but budget cuts 🎬📉😂
29 Funny TV Show quotes
I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.
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Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics 🏆🎬📺🎮!
I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.
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Can't decide if I'm more jealous of their shoes or their bank accounts! 💸👠😂
“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.
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"Watching 'Real Housewives' is the closest I’ll ever get to a successful acting career! 🎬😂 #NoOscarsNeeded"
I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.
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"Interrupt my cruise again and I'll toss you overboard! 🚢😴☠️"
I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.
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"I miss the days when TV seasons were longer than my to-do list! 📺😅 #BingeWorthy #WhereDidItAllGo"
If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?
If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.
Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.
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"Blocking them on social media is so last season. I have to take it up a notch and cancel their favorite TV show. Revenge never looked so binge-worthy! 😏📺 #PettyGoals"
I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.
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"Zoidberg is probably just misunderstood crustacean with a heart of gold…and probably a few shells too! 🦞 Don't be shellfish, show some love for our underappreciated lobster-like friend! 🌊 #ZoidbergDeservesBetter"