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  • My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

    Commentary:
    “Well, maybe they thought they were giving you character instead! 😄 Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and in the hands of a skilled makeup artist! 💄💁‍♂️”

  • Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

    Commentary:
    “Who needs beauty when you’ve got laughs for days? 😄 Embrace your inner comedian and watch those beauty standards fade away like a distant memory! 🤣 #FunnyOverBeauty”

  • “You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic ‘You look tired’ line, implying tiredness when it’s really just a temporary case of looking like a beautiful disaster. 😂💁‍♂️ #JustUglyAndProud”

  • Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

    Commentary:
    “Lazy? Oh, no no no! 🙅‍♀️I am a master of selective participation, thank you very much! 💁‍♂️ Why do something now when you can do it later, right? 😉 #ProcrastinationPro”

  • I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs looks when you’ve got killer comedic timing! 💁‍♂️😂 Embracing that funny bone with style!”

  • Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

    Commentary:
    “Well, thank you for the observation, Captain Obvious! 🙄 My mirror and I have already had this discussion. 💁‍♂️✨ Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and clearly, you need some new glasses! 👓😂”

  • Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

    Commentary:
    “Home: the only place where you can rock that messy bun and pajamas all day, every day, without a single care in the world 🏠💁‍♀️ Who needs makeup when you have comfort and peace? 😂 #HomeSweetHome”

  • I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the good old ‘glow up’ – going from an awkward caterpillar to a fabulous butterfly! 🐛💫 Who needs a mirror when you’ve got hindsight, right? 😂 #TransformationTuesday”

  • I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

    Commentary:
    “Rocking the ‘I woke up like this… and stayed like this’ look with unmatched confidence! 💁‍♂️ Who needs a mirror when you’ve got self-love shining through? 🌟 #UglyIsTheNewBeautiful”

  • Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

    Commentary:
    “Home is where you can rock that messy bun and mismatched socks with pride! 🏠 Embrace the comfy chaos and enjoy the freedom to be your perfectly imperfect self! 💁‍♀️💕”

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