Funny unpredictability quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

  Commentary:
  "When you think you're chasing a sunset, but end up needing an umbrella! ☀️🌧️😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

  Commentary:
  "Having an easy first child is like nature's sneaky way of luring you into a false sense of parenting confidence 😏👶 But fear not, the second child is here to keep you on your toes with their endless energy and mysterious ability to function without sleep! 😅💤 #ParentingPlotTwist"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting rule #1: The enthusiasm over your kid's newfound love for broccoli will be short-lived… Just like their love for broccoli 🥦👶 #ParentingStruggles"

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