Funny unpredictability quotes

• Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

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  2 months ago

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• Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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  2 months ago

  beautiful, beauty, close, danger, dangerous, distance, dressed, metaphor, nature, people, personality, storm, storms, sunset, unpredictability

• If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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  2 months ago

  child, energy, first child, humor, nature, parenting, second, second child, sleep, trick, unpredictability

• Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

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  2 months ago

  change, ever, excited, excitement, food, humor, kid, likes, new, parenting, tomorrow, unpredictability

• My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

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  5 months ago

  act, act of God, five-year, five-year plan, God, humor, life, life plan, only, plan, sarcasm, unpredictability

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