Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness. Commentary:Sounds like they've cracked the secret recipe for Eau de Purr-fume. 🐱✨🧼
I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice? Commentary:Trying to figure out if that's a joke or if Vanilla Ice has a time machine! 🕰️🎤😂
In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract. Commentary:Imagining vanilla beans enjoying the show as they throw shade from the organic aisle 😂🍦👻
Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery. Commentary:"Vanilla perfumes are the ultimate scent-sational experience! 🍦✨ It's like channeling your inner bakery vibes wherever you go. Just remember, you're the sweet treat everyone wants a piece of! 😉🍰 #BakeryBoss"