Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery. Posted on2 weeks ago
Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago
I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice? Posted on2 months ago2 months ago
In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago