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Funny voted quotes

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

3 months ago

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

3 months ago

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

3 months ago