Funny voted quotes

• If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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  3 weeks ago

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• In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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  4 weeks ago

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• “I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

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  1 month ago

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