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Procrastination level: expert 🕒📧😎 Monday-me is rolling eyes already!
117 Funny waiting quotes
Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.
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Guess I've been sending it mixed signals with my WiFi password! 🌌🤔📶
A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.
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When she ghosts you but keeps hitting refresh on her message app like it's the stock market 📈👻📱
Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.
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I swear, long-distance love is the ultimate training for becoming a Jedi in patience 😂🕒💌
Everyday I wait for a vampire to seduce me.
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Still waiting with my garlic-flavored breath mints! 🧛♂️🧄🤣
It’s finally actually Saturday after just thinking it was Saturday every day for the last five days.
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When your calendar finally agrees with your wild imagination 😉📅🎉
Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.
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Looks like before marriage, my car and I had a staring contest with traffic lights… and the light always won! 🚦😂
Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.
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Patiently perfecting the art of slow exits since… now. 🚗⏳👻
A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.
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Looks like he's mastering the lost art of waiting! Next, he'll be sending messages by pigeon 🕊️📜😂
Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.
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Sounds like you're running a marathon in the procrastination Olympics! 🏃♂️💤📥