Funny walkable quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs public transportation when you've got a pair of sturdy shoes and an empty wallet? 👞🚶‍♂️ Embracing the broke life, where every city suddenly becomes a pedestrian paradise! 🏙️💸 #WalkingIsTheNewLuxury"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the downfall of Sodom and Gomorrah wasn't fire and brimstone, but pesky urban planning issues? 🚶‍♂️🏙️ Maybe they should've invested in some nice sidewalks instead of, you know, debauchery and sin! 😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

  Commentary:
  "The Sims: where you can afford a mansion in San Myshuno just by meticulously peeling virtual carrots 🥕💰 Who needs reality when you've got a digital dream world?"

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