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Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

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Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

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Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

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I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

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Christmas is coming and you’re not.

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What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

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Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

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Making waves on Reddit:

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

Spotted on Facebook:

The only joke my mom ever made was me.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

Trending via Telegram:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Just landed via Instagram:

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Shared recently on Threads:

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

Just shared via Telegram:

Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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Share →: Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Commentary:
"Who needs public transportation when you've got a pair of sturdy shoes and an empty wallet? 👞🚶‍♂️ Embracing the broke life, where every city suddenly becomes a pedestrian paradise! 🏙️💸 #WalkingIsTheNewLuxury"
6 months ago
Share →: Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the downfall of Sodom and Gomorrah wasn't fire and brimstone, but pesky urban planning issues? 🚶‍♂️🏙️ Maybe they should've invested in some nice sidewalks instead of, you know, debauchery and sin! 😆"
6 months ago
Share →: The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

Commentary:
"The Sims: where you can afford a mansion in San Myshuno just by meticulously peeling virtual carrots 🥕💰 Who needs reality when you've got a digital dream world?"

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Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

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“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Just landed via X:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Going viral on Messenger:

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

Going viral on TikTok:

A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

Making waves on Slack:

Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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