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  • I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.
  • “Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.
  • Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.
  • Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.
  • Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a ā€œfun factā€ about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.
  • The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.