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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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2 months ago

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Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

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5 months ago

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“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

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2 months ago

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I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

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2 months ago

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The first step to recovery is addiction.

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2 months ago

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The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

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2 months ago

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Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

16 shares on Twitch this month:

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

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Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

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Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

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Trending via Reddit:

Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

Just landed via WeChat:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Trending via Threads:

If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

Live now on X:

Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

Freshly posted on Discord:

The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

Spotted on Twitch:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

Freshly posted on Reddit:

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

Making waves on WeChat:

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Trending via WeChat:

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

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