Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Calamari tried and survived… marriage, here I come! 🦑💍🤣" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!” I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation. Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now. The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid. Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.