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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

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Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡· has shared:

You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

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I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

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Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

Spotted on YouTube:

Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

Making waves on Reddit:

The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

Shared recently on Telegram:

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

Just landed via Telegram:

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’m not β€œlate”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of β€œtime”.

Breaking via Reddit:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Going viral on Reddit:

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

Reported on YouTube:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.
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Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¬ has downloaded:

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

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Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

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I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

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I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

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Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

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December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Is this art or trash?

Seen just now on Telegram:

You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

Making waves on X:

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

Making waves on Pinterest:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I have no beef with vegetarians.

Breaking via Twitch:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

Going viral on Messenger:

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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