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Homeless man just called me a “loser,” and I showed him my house keys.

Homeless man just called me a “loser,” and I showed him my house keys.

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Guess who's the king of the driveway now? 🏠🔑😎

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged comeback, homeless, homeless man, house, house key, humor, i, insult, interaction, irony, just, key, keys, loser, man, me, social, social interaction on Aug 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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