Homeless man just called me a βloser,β and I showed him my house keys. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess who's the king of the driveway now? π ππ Related Funny Quotes π€ Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening. By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime. If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it. When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless. When Iβm at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.