Homeless man just called me a “loser,” and I showed him my house keys.

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I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

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My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

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I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

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Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

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Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?