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Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

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Dec 12, 2025

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Going viral on Snapchat:

Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

Trending via WhatsApp:

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

Spotted on YouTube:

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

Spotted on Messenger:

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

Spotted on Instagram:

If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

1 month ago

I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

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When even autocorrect sides with me, you know my lyrics are the real deal 😂🎤 #LyricGenius

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

4 months ago
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God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

1 month ago
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Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

5 months ago
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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Does anyone know where I can find true love?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Discord:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

Seen just now on TikTok:

Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

Trending via Threads:

They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

Making waves on YouTube:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Work is the worst video game ever.

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