I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When I get famous, my voicemail mixtape will be called "Unexpected Interludes" πΆππ Related Funny Quotes π€ My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one. Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet. You canβt spell fries without friends. I guess what Iβm saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower. Always remember, if you ever need me, Iβm just several phone calls and unread texts away.