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Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

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I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

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Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

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I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.