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I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowe…

I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowe…

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Whale, I guess they thought that name was "sperm"-endous! 😂🐋🔞

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, allowed, animal, animal name, bet, guy, humor, i, name, naming, sperm, sperm whale, things, whale, wordplay on Aug 3, 2025 by slickboy.

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