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I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

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Well, who wouldn't scream if they were suddenly plucked from their cozy nest and expected to lay an egg every day? 🐔🥚 Maybe they're just trying to get their morning squawk-ee in! 🤪 #ChickensBeforeCoffee

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chicken, humor, i, morning, scream, understand, wake, wake up, why on Apr 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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