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“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myse…

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myse…

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"Oh the classic 'here' 🤔! A mystical place where things vanish into thin air, never to be seen again! 🪄 Who needs enemies when you have 'here' as your sabotage master! 🤪 #EpicFail"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged before, confusion, forgetting, games, here, humor, i, location, lose, losing, memory, mind, mind games, myself, put, say, self-talk, where on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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