I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

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πŸ† And the award for Best Performance in Dental Deception goes to… *drumroll* YOU! 🎬🍭 Just imagine the acceptance speech: "I would like to thank my sweet tooth for always being there, even when I had to pretend it didn't exist in the dentist's chair." πŸ˜‚ #OscarWorthyPerformance #NoCandyConfessions