I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I donโ€™t eat candy.

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I donโ€™t eat candy.

Commentary:
๐Ÿ† And the award for Best Performance in Dental Deception goes to… *drumroll* YOU! ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿญ Just imagine the acceptance speech: "I would like to thank my sweet tooth for always being there, even when I had to pretend it didn't exist in the dentist's chair." ๐Ÿ˜‚ #OscarWorthyPerformance #NoCandyConfessions