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I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

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Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

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“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

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Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

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No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

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You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

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God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.