I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

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Ah, the eternal struggle of push-pull doors – the ultimate test of our IQ! 🚪💭 It’s like a never-ending dance between you and the door, with one step forward and two steps back. Just when you think you’ve got it figured out, it sneaks up and surprises you! Maybe we should start a support group for fellow “door challenged” individuals! 😂🤦‍♂️🚶‍♀️ #PushPullPro

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