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My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

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After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

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If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.