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Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.