I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

Commentary:
“Just another day in the life of a backyard illusionist. 🏊‍♂️ Who needs a fancy pool when you can have a ‘Google Maps special’? 😂 #BackyardGoals”

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