I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps. Posted on3 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic. Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented. Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works. When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body. Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.