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I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

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How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

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Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

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My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

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I wish more dumb people were shy.

11 shares on Threads this month:

“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

54 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

35 shares on Threads this month:

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

88 shares on Threads this month:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

93 shares on Threads this month:

It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

19 shares on Slack this month:

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

62 shares on X this month:

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

73 shares on Discord this month:

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

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Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

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The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

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Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

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You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

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My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

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Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

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The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

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I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

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The only way to my heart is with a knife.

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Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

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Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

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Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

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