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This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

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Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

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Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

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Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

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Going viral on Discord:

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

Breaking via Threads:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Just shared via TikTok:

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

Live now on Pinterest:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

Making waves on Discord:

Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

Trending via Slack:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Just landed via TikTok:

People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

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The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

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Puberty was a hair-raising experience.

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What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

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The book characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real.

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33 shares on YouTube this month:

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

81 shares on Messenger this month:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.

35 shares on TikTok this month:

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

75 shares on Messenger this month:

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

80 shares on Facebook this month:

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

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Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Being smart is a curse. You see the game, the lies, the patterns, but you still gotta play dumb to survive.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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Just landed via Instagram:

If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

Puberty was a hair-raising experience.

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

The book characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real.

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