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Starting a new life today, bye.

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Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

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I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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All roads lead to disappointment.

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78 shares on Discord this month:

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

91 shares on Telegram this month:

God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

62 shares on X this month:

Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

36 shares on Slack this month:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

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“I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

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Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

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I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

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Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

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I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

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Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

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I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

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I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

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I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

Live now on LinkedIn:

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Being social sucks all my energy.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

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I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

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Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

Just shared via Discord:

All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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I hope this email finds you in a well.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Starting a new life today, bye.

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

All roads lead to disappointment.

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