I hope this email finds you in a well.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

But that was my emotional support daylight.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems.