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I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

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Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

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My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

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Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.