I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number. Commentary:If I remember your number, that's true love in the age of contacts and speed dial! 📞❤️😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone. I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now. Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later. If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well. Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.