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I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

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When your kid's "special" gift comes with a side of intimidation 😂🎁🙄

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged day, family, gift, humor, i, joke, kid, mother's, Mother’s Day, parenting, something, special, threat on Jul 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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