I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

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This whole week could have been an email.

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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

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Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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I avoid drama by being unpopular.

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The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

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The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.