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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

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Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.