I need a day off from myself. Commentary:When I figure out how to call in sick to being me, I'll let you know! ππ€π΄ Related Funny Quotes π€ Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that. I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now. I need to start hiding my money from myself. I hate being responsible for my own meals because Iβll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day. I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.
