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When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

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Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

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I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

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You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.