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Oh, the divine exhaustion of being all-powerful! 😅🙌 It seems even God might feel the need for a little extra R&R on the celestial couch. Who knew omnipotence could be so tiring? 💤 #DivineTimeOff

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

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Drilling for oil is well boring.

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35 shares on Snapchat this month:

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

90 shares on Instagram this month:

Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

61 shares on X this month:

There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

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Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

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“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

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That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

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Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

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Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

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I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

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Trending via TikTok:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

Trending via Snapchat:

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Spotted on Discord:

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Girls are perverts when they like you.

Breaking via Slack:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Just landed via Messenger:

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

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Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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