If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested. “And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point. If your god commands you to kill others, find another god. Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher. In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.
