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Oh, the divine exhaustion of being all-powerful! 😅🙌 It seems even God might feel the need for a little extra R&R on the celestial couch. Who knew omnipotence could be so tiring? 💤 #DivineTimeOff

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61 shares on Reddit this month:

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

73 shares on Threads this month:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

95 shares on Threads this month:

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Everyone is awful in their own special way.

68 shares on Slack this month:

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

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I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

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The more I practice, the luckier I get.

35 shares on Discord this month:

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

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Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

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She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

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If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

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Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

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I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

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Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

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Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

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Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

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I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

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You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

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You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

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According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

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Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

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