If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days. Posted on7 days ago7 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Oh, the divine exhaustion of being all-powerful! 😅🙌 It seems even God might feel the need for a little extra R&R on the celestial couch. Who knew omnipotence could be so tiring? 💤 #DivineTimeOff Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested. “And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point. If your god commands you to kill others, find another god. Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher. You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.