If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t sta…

If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

Commentary:
“Imagine the aliens showing up at dawn like, ‘Surprise! 👽☀️’ and you’re just there in your pajamas like, ‘Can you abduct me after I hit snooze at least?’ Good morning, universe! 😂☕️”

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