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If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

Commentary:
"Imagine the aliens showing up at dawn like, 'Surprise! 👽☀️' and you're just there in your pajamas like, 'Can you abduct me after I hit snooze at least?' Good morning, universe! 😂☕️"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alarm, alien, asleep, before, being, ever, exhaustion, fear, hate, hope, humor, i, invasion, night, sleep, start, waking on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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