If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

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Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

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Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

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Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.