If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Instructions are like playlists— do men ever follow them fully? 🤷♂️ Honestly, women are more like a mystery novel with no spoilers! 📖🔍 #LostInTranslation" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Men need women, women need men. The end. If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry. Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort. Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.