I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Living la vida taco! 🌮😂 #ExpandingHorizonsAndWaistlines" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants. Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth. Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate. Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track? When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.