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I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

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Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

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Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

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Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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โ€œI canโ€™t possibly lose this if I put it hereโ€ I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

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Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think Iโ€™m some dumb American who doesnโ€™t speak French and they are correct.

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When you say โ€œYouโ€™re going to hate me for this,โ€ youโ€™re making a very large assumption that I donโ€™t hate you already.

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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