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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

2 months ago

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It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

6 months ago

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Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

2 months ago

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Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

1 month ago

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Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

6 months ago

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If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

2 months ago

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58 shares on WeChat this month:

Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

50 shares on Messenger this month:

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

93 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

82 shares on Reddit this month:

If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

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Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.

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I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

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Making waves on Slack:

Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Broadcasted on YouTube:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

Just landed via WeChat:

“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

Trending via WeChat:

I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Making waves on Twitch:

No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

Going viral on Pinterest:

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

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I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

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