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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

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I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

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How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”