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Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

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The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

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A Monday every week is excessive.

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Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

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Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

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Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

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I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

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Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

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The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

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I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

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Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

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Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

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A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

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A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.

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Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

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Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

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I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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We decided to have money instead of children.

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I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

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Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

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I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent.

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

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Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

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Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.

Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

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