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Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

“Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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Breaking via X:

Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

Shared recently on Threads:

If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

Going viral on Twitch:

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

Just shared via Discord:

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Trending via WeChat:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Live now on Pinterest:

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

Just shared via Slack:

If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

1 month ago

Playful quote imagining giggling spiders fleeing from us with a humorous vibe.

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🕷️ Just picturing a bunch of eight-legged creatures scurrying off with giggles… Maybe we wouldn't be so scared of them! Can you imagine the joyful chaos if spiders decided to sprinkle a bit of laughter in their escape tactics? It would definitely add a comedic twist to our arachnophobia adventures! 😄

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13 shares on Messenger this month:

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

69 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

41 shares on Threads this month:

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

97 shares on Instagram this month:

New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

58 shares on X this month:

Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

94 shares on Slack this month:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

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Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

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I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

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Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

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If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

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Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

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Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account.

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“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

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My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

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A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

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Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

My bank account is also in retrograde.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

Spotted on YouTube:

At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

Live now on LinkedIn:

Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

Going bananas on Reddit:

What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

Going bananas on Facebook:

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

Shared recently on YouTube:

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.

Trending via Messenger:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Making waves on Reddit:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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