Home Funny Quotes It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

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"Who has time for taxes when there's a snack waiting to be devoured and a room begging to be observed? 🍫👀 #PrioritiesInCheck"

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