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Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

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In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

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Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

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They should invent a day where I don’t think.