It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

98 shares on Threads this month:

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

33 shares on Messenger this month:

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.