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All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

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I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

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The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

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Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

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Going viral on Facebook:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

Seen just now on WeChat:

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Just landed via Telegram:

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

Just shared via Facebook:

Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

Going viral on Telegram:

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

Reported on Telegram:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

Going viral on Messenger:

I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

Live now on Twitch:

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

Spotted on Twitch:

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

5 months ago

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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👏😂 Ah, the thrill of victorious clapping upon safely touching ground, as if we've just witnessed a legendary feat! Society has granted us permission once more to indulge in this quirky tradition – so let the applause soar as high as the airplane did! Who knew a simple descent could ignite such excitement? Let the claps fly! ✈️👏

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Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Twitch:

Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

Just shared via Threads:

Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

Freshly posted on Slack:

They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

Live now on Facebook:

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

Freshly posted on X:

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

Spotted on Slack:

Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

Just landed via Reddit:

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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