I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

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Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

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Trying is the first step toward failure.

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Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

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Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

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Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

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The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.