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Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

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IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

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How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

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I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.