Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sounds like my morning routine agrees: rise and shine… eventually! ⏰☕😴" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day. I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming. Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does. The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.