Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

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The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

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I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

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I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.