Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible… Commentary:"Life is short, so remember to prioritize arguing with strangers online over meaningful interactions and personal growth! 🕸️💻😆 #LifeGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become. Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me. I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society. Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that. I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.
