Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers. Commentary:"Life is short, so remember to prioritize arguing with strangers online over meaningful interactions and personal growth! 🕸️💻😆 #LifeGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become. Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself. The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong? Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me. The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.
