Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

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Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

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My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

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Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

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Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.