Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will… Commentary:MS Teams: The drama queen of software, assuming I've gone on a world tour every time I blink 🌍✈️😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work. How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open? If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work. Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call. My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.