Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

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Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

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It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

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I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

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Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.