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Well, that's quite the sobering thought! 🦖🦴 Guess it's tough to clap when you're extinct. Let's give a round of applause for the T-Rex's resilience in paleontological debates! 👏👏 #DinoHumor

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46 shares on X this month:

I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

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Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

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When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

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This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

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Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

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I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

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Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

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“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

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I will never stop being a quitter!

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I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

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Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

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I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

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Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

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I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

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They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

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Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

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