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  • When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?
  • Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.
  • It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.
  • Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.
  • If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.
  • Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?